Garden Spider

    Stretched Pretty Thin

    When Justine was asked to contribute for the school band uniforms, she had to admit she was already stretched pretty thin . . .

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    Size Matters

    Jamie (pictured, on left) knew she was just a big ol’ country gal, and to find somebody suitable, she  had used
    one of the on-line dating services.  When she first met Howard (pictured, right) she did a quick mental
    calculation and figured that to get the height he claimed, he had to stand on tiptoes and stretch as tall as he
    could, and he still may have been exaggerating  a bit.  Still, he was considerate and  very gentlemanly.  Maybe
    if she just left the Jimmy Choo four inch heels at home. . . . . David, Sf.G.

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