Lester was sorely disappointed; the blue contacts were irritating his eyes so badly he had to get rid of them.  He had really wanted the Frank Sinatra look–“Old Blue Eyes”–but it wasn’t going to work.  The ophthalmologist thought maybe the mud was the problem.  Glasses were just sooo not cool and were hard to keep on when underwater, but calling the wrong girl “Honey” because he couldn’t see clearly wasn’t going to work either.