Checking Everywhere
Somehow Jack had misplaced his high dollar custom pocket knife; he was checking everywhere to find it . . .
Bite the Hand That Feeds Her
Bite the hand that feeds her? There were two reasons: first they never gave her a Big Mac or corn dog, just hay and oats; and second, they named her Koochi-Koochi . . .
Horse Fly
Jamal Khan (pictured) had been having a great time at the party and barn dance; strutting his stuff was his favorite activity. He just wished that stupid horse fly would quit biting him on the butt. . .
Going Goth
Andrea thought going “Goth” was kind of cool–she liked the contrasting black eyeliner– but thought the black lipstick was a little over the top . . .