Rustic
The cabin Tony had rented was described as “Rustic”. He wasn’t sure that adequately described the toilet facilities . . .
Everybody Must Get Stoned
When David had softly sung the old Bob Dylan tune, “Everybody must get stoned,” while walking, he hadn’t realized anyone was listening and that they would take it so literally . . .
Possible Icing Conditions
Before heading to the airstrip, Chuck saw on the weather website “Possible Icing Conditions . . .”
Fencing Sale
Conrad thought he’d fence his yard to keep out stray dogs, noisy neighbor kids, and just to have a little privacy. After checking Home Depot and Lowes, his brother suggested he check the Internet, and not surprisingly, a number of Chinese merchants offered fencing for substantially less money. Though priced lower than he had expected, Conrad had some doubts that the merchant could actually deliver the product pictured on the website . . .
Flood Proof
The Realtor had to agree, actual home sites were somewhat limited on this property, but she pointed out that on the positive side, it was flood proof . . .
Full Body Scan
Calvin had gotten used to the indignity of it–air travel required the full body scan. He just hoped no one hacked the TSA data base and posted pictures on the Internet . . .