Bennie, new to Texas and horses, assumed they were keyless when he hadn't been given a key, but wait, he hadn't gotten one of those fob things either. "How," he wondered, "were you supposed to start the thing . . .?"
When the police heard about the"disturbance," they were prepared for rioting. Turns out it was just old retired folk learning Texas Line Dancing. Never mind an occasional "Yippy Ki Yi Yaaaay . . .!"
Seeing the Bolivar lighthouse for the first time, Jimmy looked at the puny little light and wondered how did you call the EverReady bunny, and did they have lighthouse batteries. He also wondered if bringing in a pink fuzzy rabbit would be introducing a non-native invasive species . . .