Fatal Disease
The vet told Purrrfect that she had a nasty disease–curiosity–and it was fatal . . .
Biggest Loser
Her friends (?) called Zoe stupid–after all, she lost her tail–but when she told them she was born that way, they told her “That wasn’t the only thing you were born without, like your brain . . .”
Cirque du Soleil Rejects
Cynthia (top) and her partner Gabby were very disappointed when they got a reject notice from Cirque du Soleil for their “Cattle Egret standing on One Leg on Cow” act . . .
Who Couldn’t Laugh at That?
A one-legged ventriloquist cattle egret telling Hillary, Donald and Obama jokes through the mute cow with broken horns–who couldn’t laugh at that . . .?
Nose Job
Isabella’s boyfriend Ferdinand says he loves her nose just the way it is–don’t get a nose job–she thinks he’s just cheap and doesn’t want to pay . . .
Free Cowllege
The politician’s promise of free college sounded good until Bertha learned that she first had to do a stint at McDonald’s, likely as a menu item . . .