Arc de Triomphe

Tina was majoring in pre-med but taking a minor in French, so it only seemed natural that she would select French as the language  for her GPS in her new Toyota.  She had intended to drive from her home in Galveston to San Antonio for a weekend of fun at the Riverwalk, but was beginning to suspect the French option may have had consequences that went beyond the language choice. . . . . David, Sf.G.