Elton (pictured)  was well educated; he had a degree in Political Science from the University of Phoenix (on line),  he knew the words to all of the Lady GaGa songs, and he did quite well with them at Karaoke night.  But he was a flop with chicks–he couldn’t get a date to save his life.  He wondered if getting a tattoo might help as part of an extreme makeover . . .