White-tailed Hawk

Action Figure

Larry (pictured) had dithered long enough; it was time to propose to his longtime girlfriend and get the job done. His brother said that his new decisiveness made him a real action figure, yet Larry somehow had never figured himself as G. I. Joe or one of the Transformers. . .

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The Watcher

Danno had been hired by the Texas Rangers to watch the Texas border for undocumented individuals. They were a little vague, and he was a little confused, as to what to do if he found one. . .

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I’m Outta Here!

David was really shy and very private, so when his girlfriend started talking about getting married, he was nervous.  When she started talking about a lavish 500 guest wedding with Dire Straits playing at the reception at a cost that would put them in debt for 20 years, his response was “I’m Outta Here”. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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