Male Health Concerns
Snuffy (The Wonder Dog) had been hiding–scared– until he read that the new proposed health care bill did not allocate funds for neutering . . .
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Purrrfect, the cat, wondered why sleeping dogs got to lie (with no penalty) and how they could lie if they were really sleeping. Did that mean politicians who lie before Congress invoked the “Sleeping Dog Clause . . .”?
Getting In Too Deep
Snuffy (The Wonder Dog) had briefly tried dabbling in politics, but quickly realized he probably was in over his head . . .
Calculating Dog Years
When Snuffy the Wonder Dog applied for his pilot’s license, he was told that 4 years old was not sufficient; you had to be at least 16. When Snuffy tried to explain the concept of dog years (7 dog years for each human year, actually making him 28) to the bureaucrat, it seemed like the man’s eyes just sort of glazed over. . .