Flawed Business Model
Serving truly fresh sashimi (still alive) had seemed like a good business model until the sashimi simply swam away en route to the diners’ table . . .
Color Sense
Sheila’s friends said that her degree in fashion design from the University of Phoenix was useless, she had no color sense; who ever heard of green and hot pink together (except at a paint ball range)? Sheila thought them wrong; contrast isn’t always bad . . .
Pink is the New Green
Lola found out the hard way that blooming too early or too late was punishable with jail time in a number of countries, including hers. Always one to make lemonade out of lemons, she quickly, before incarceration, sold a reality cable show on the concept and a pilot of “Pink Is The New Green” . . .
Surrounded!
When the new girls hit the beach for the first time in Florida for spring break, they felt like they had been surrounded by a bunch of hyenas or a pack of wolves. The concept of just relaxing or getting a tan appeared to be somewhat problematic . . .
“I Came to Take the Waters”
Trying to get into the part of Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) in a new version of Casablanca, aspiring actor Bob gets “I came to take the waters” OK. However, when told that Casablanca is in the desert and the next script line is “I must have been mistaken”, he just doesn’t come across as very sincere . . .
Not Needed
TV ads kept saying that as you age, you must use moisturizers to prevent drying and wrinkling. Lily was pretty sure that wasn’t going to be her problem . . .