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"Yeah, yeah, Mom," said young Huey. I know goats--even mountain goats--are vegan, no choice. But couldn't we at least have one of those Burger King Veggie burgers so I can not look stupid in front of the coyote kids and the bob cat boys . . .?"
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When Harvey met the alternative health practioner, he quickly learned what his health problem was--he was vegan-intolerant. No soyburgers for him . . .
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Lenny didn't mind being vegan (mostly), but those fast food commercials that bragged about bacon and cheese pulled at him. As he got ready for his afternoon siesta, he thought, "To sleep, perchance to dream (of bacon and cheese . . .)
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One of Helen's kids, Elly, was no trouble, but her brother Hector was always questioning why they had to eat nothing but green stuff. "Couldn't we get a McRib or Chick Fil-A for a change?" he asked . . .
Vegan Diet Problems
Chloe’s vegan diet, no matter how hard she tried, was impossible; tadpoles, minnows, and crayfish hiding in the seaweed were down the hatch before she noticed . . .
Mooooving Experience
When asked to describe her feelings about a recent political speech touting a meat-free vegan world, Kendra said it had been a “Mooooving” experience . . .