• Lenny didn't mind being vegan (mostly), but those fast food commercials that bragged about bacon and cheese pulled at him.  As he got ready for his afternoon siesta, he thought, "To sleep, perchance to dream (of bacon and cheese . . .)

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream

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  • One of Helen's kids, Elly, was no trouble, but her brother Hector was always questioning why they had to eat nothing but green stuff.  "Couldn't we get a McRib or Chick Fil-A for a change?" he asked . . .

Do We Have to be Vegan?

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Vegan Diet Problems

Chloe’s vegan diet, no matter how hard she tried, was impossible; tadpoles, minnows, and crayfish hiding in the seaweed were down the hatch before she noticed . . .

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Mooooving Experience

When asked to describe her feelings about a recent political speech touting a meat-free vegan world, Kendra said it had been a “Mooooving” experience . . .

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Breaking Ranks

Clarice knew doves were supposed to be vegan, but after eating two wasps and a dragonfly, she began wishing McDonald’s would offer the McRib sandwich again soon . . .

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Kenny didn’t mind being vegan, for folks his size the only alternative was bugs and worms.  Eating enough grass/seeds for 7 month hibernation took all summer . . .

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