Mistaken Identity
After a reported spy satellite sighting of a UFO, the military dispatched armed jet fighters to check it out. Turns out it was just young Josh throwing perfect cast net circles, catching mullet and shad for bait . . .
Unidentified
The conspiracy crowd said it was a UFO, and others said a secret NASA project gone bad; the Government wasn’t saying anything. One of the local conservative talk show hosts claimed it was Hillary after testifying about the lost e-mail server, Benghazi, and the questionable foreign funding for the Clinton foundation . . .