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Clean Underwear

After a nasty roll over and a trip to the hospital, Gene was embarrassed that he had ignored his mother’s advice: “Always wear clean underwear when you go out–what if you end up in the hospital . . .?”

By |September 11th, 2016|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Clean Underwear

Slip Sliding Away . . .

Kendall knew he was a Red-eared Slider, but he was trying to figure out the slider part–his 401K or his health . . .

By |August 3rd, 2016|Categories: Economy, Health, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Slip Sliding Away . . .

New Pool Guy

In spite of the kid being the son of a good friend who needed the pool maintenance job for university tuition, it just wasn’t working out; Greg was just going to have to fire the kid and get a new pool guy . . .

By |May 19th, 2014|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on New Pool Guy