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Herman (not the German) thought he really had something to offer the New Green Deal--he WAS green, REALLY green . . .
You Keep Using That Word . . .
Huey’s friend Bubba described almost everything as “Awesome:” tacos, snakes, sunsets, mud puddles, even flat tires. Huey finally had to say, “You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means . . .”
Rustic
The cabin Tony had rented was described as “Rustic”. He wasn’t sure that adequately described the toilet facilities . . .
Full Body Scan
Calvin had gotten used to the indignity of it–air travel required the full body scan. He just hoped no one hacked the TSA data base and posted pictures on the Internet . . .
Sticky Fingers
Bennie, staffer for his election committee, made almost nothing, but he figured with those sticky fingers he could make it up once his candidate was in office . . .
Weird Science
All the girls at school loved the way Petey was perfectly comfortable hanging upside down from the ceiling; they begged him to tell them how he did it. Petey, a frog of few words, just said “weird science”. . .