Rush Limbaugh

Bad Reception

Gabriella was worried her antennas  weren’t working right–she could only get NPR and an oldies station–no Rush Limbaugh or Hannity.  A vast Left Wing conspiracy . . .?

By |September 21st, 2016|Categories: Bugs, Politics|Tags: , , , , , , |Comments Off on Bad Reception

Not “a Commie”

Akame was quick to point out she was not a “commie” just because of the pronunciation of  her name and her decidedly pink color.  In fact, she listened daily to Rush Limbaugh . . .

By |August 26th, 2015|Categories: Flowers, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Not “a Commie”

Not a Burning Bush

In spite of it seeming to be a burning bush, Michael knew it was just a plant flaring, and finally convinced his wife he didn’t have to lead anyone out of Texas.   Actually, according to Ted Cruz, Rush Limbaugh, and Hannity, he should be leading people from California, NY NY and Chicago to Texas . . .

By |June 9th, 2015|Categories: Politics, sunsets & rainbows, Texas|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Not a Burning Bush

Better Reception

Justine’s son, an electronics and communications major at Texas A&M, told her if she wrapped her horns with aluminum foil, she could get Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, even Hannity.  Sadly, he didn’t think she could get any Seinfeld or Jay Leno reruns . . .

By |June 4th, 2015|Categories: domestic animals, Politics, Pop culture|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Better Reception

Al Invented Music

Al Gore, while touring China with his band The AlGoreRhythms, had played at a prestigious Chinese center of learning and had been asked to speak about how he had invented music several years before inventing the Internet.  When several western reporters asked if maybe Bach, Tchaikovsky, Elvis, Al Jolson or various angelic choirs hadn’t maybe preceded him by a little, his response was that those allegations  were simply bigoted, uninformed right wing Tea Party propaganda from Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh . . .

By |June 8th, 2014|Categories: China, Musicians|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Al Invented Music

Wired for Sound

Enrique, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, had been told by his friends that if he wrapped his antlers in aluminum foil he could pick up AM radio and that way not miss Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity every day, and he might be able to get some of the AM oldies stations.  He had two concerns: Would he miss NPR on FM, and would the foil make him an ungulate lightning rod in a thunder storm . . . ?

By |April 14th, 2014|Categories: Exotic Animals, Idaho, Montana|Tags: , , , , , , , , |Comments Off on Wired for Sound