Who Did That?
The boys learned early–if you pass gas in a crowd, turn to the one next to you and say (loudly) “Did you do that . . .?
Camouflage
Tina and Tommy finally reached the conclusion that while it was possible to buy “Camo” T-shirts in pink, it really didn’t camouflage much in a green world . . .
Short Prayer
When the Spoonbills came for dinner, Whitey knew the prayer had to be short . . .
Elegance (Sometimes)
Though elegant in their “Dancing With The Stars” appearance, the girls’ true nature came out at the all you can eat seafood buffet . . .
Pay Attention
Candy wished she would learn to pay more attention–like noticing that door that slammed her beak– finishing the gossip just wasn’t that important . . .
Lovin’ Spoonbills
The girls, desperately wanting to launch their music careers, all agreed that John Sebastian and the Lovin’ Spoonfuls from the late 1960’s and 70’s were the best. They thought that they might gain some brand recognition by calling themselves the Lovin’ Spoonbills. They were currently working on their version of Summer in the City . . .”Hot time, summer in the city . . .”