Unqualified
Donny was confused; being Red used to refer to a Communist, now it meant a Republican, and Cardinal meant a Catholic Cleric or a baseball team member from St Louis. Couldn’t he just be a bird . . .?
Not a RINO
With the “Red” convention over and the “Blue” one about to start, everyone thought Glen was “red” or at least a “RINO,” but not being a US citizen, he was really a political nobody . . .
Persons of Color
Evan tried to tell them the Republican National Convention ID badge was bigger than he was, but that he was the best representative for Persons of Color . . .
They All Taste About the Same to Me
When the pollster asked Cletus whether he preferred the Democrats or the Republicans, he said, “Near as I recall, they all taste about the same . . .”
The Winner, Mostly
Now that the other Republican contenders had dropped out, Donald could take a deep breath . . . and start a hostile takeover of Hillary . . .
Crossing the Line
To have some hope of getting a new House Speaker they could live with, some minority politicians were willing to cross the line just a little . . .