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Being a hawk was tough enough, thought Donald; no McRibs, no Popeye's chicken sandwiches, just cotton rats, voles, mice, and the odd dove. Being tag-teamed by the Caracaras, though, made not only catching a meal tough, but keeping it even harder . . .
Diet Choices
Lucius was thinking his current diet of Mice-A-Roni, Chicken Fried Mice, Mice creme, and his favorite, Mice Burger (Triple Decker with extra tails) could benefit with a new entree or two. Maybe Ratatouille or fried Chipmunk chips. Hold the Veggies . . .
Not a Chicken Hawk
Denny (a Kestrel) thought the Nature Channel documentary on Raptors would let people know that there were more hawks than Red Tailed Hawks and Chicken Hawks . . .
Color Envy
Chandler knew his plumage, though just browns, was a class act, but some days he was a little wistful when he saw a tanager or cardinal . . .
Tax Evasion
As Jeff was led away in handcuffs for tax evasion, he tried to hide from the stinking paparazzi and wondered what form you used to report rodents caught . .
