Red-shouldered hawk

Out of Range

After hearing of 450 shootings in Chicago over the weekend, Red was glad to be in Texas.  Sure, there was lots of shooting in Texas, just not at people (unless they needed it) . . .

By |August 20th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Out of Range

No Pat Downs

Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flyer, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk!” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that. . .

By |May 14th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Travel|Tags: , , |Comments Off on No Pat Downs

No Pat Downs

Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flier, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk;” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that.

By |March 29th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Travel|Tags: , |Comments Off on No Pat Downs

Beer Money

Short on cash, but wanting to impress his girlfriend, Geoffrey had been trying to steal the copper power line for beer money for over a week–it wasn’t going well . . .

By |February 7th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene|Tags: |Comments Off on Beer Money

Beer Money

Buster had been trying to steal the wire all week so he could sell the copper for beer money, but he just couldn’t get it loose . . .

By |August 15th, 2016|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Beer Money

Beer Money

Dudley had been trying to steal the power line wire to sell the copper for beer money all week, but he just couldn’t get it loose. . .

By |July 22nd, 2016|Categories: Birds, Economy|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Beer Money