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At first, Gabe resented being called a mockingbird--he never mocked anyone--well, maybe politicians, the Kardashians, reality shows, and WWR, but everyone mocked them, didn't they . . .?
Should’a Made a Right . . .
Some time back, LaVerne and his girlfriend Lucille, from Tennessee, thought that since they didn’t have jobs anyway, they should maybe head up to New York and join the “Occupy” crowd. Maybe they would get noticed by the TV guys and get offered a part in one of “Reality” shows. They didn’t have a GPS, and Lucille wasn’t much of a navigator, so they made a left on US Hwy 2 and ended up in Bonners Ferry, Idaho. Somehow, getting to New York or a part in a reality show didn’t seem that important any more . . . . David, Sf.G.
Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Chloe, Lucy, Ginger, and Twyla Sue were pretty sure that guys were watching too much reality television, especially the bachelor -type programs; it seemed as though all of the guys they had dated recently got all serious right from the get-go. The girls didn’t want to talk about the color of the future nursery, or trading in the Corvette for a minivan, they just wanted to have a good time and see if the chemistry was there. . . And if the reality show guys were bad, the speed dating guys were worse. . . . . David, Sf.G.