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The girls were miffed--just because they were a beautiful pink didn't mean they were going to a Mary Kay convention . . .
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Susanna found her spoonbill perfect for catching tadpoles, minnows, and crayfish, but less than perfect for personal grooming . . .
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Eloise wished her deodorant would absorb or dry more quickly--she felt so sticky while waiting . . .
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Yvette was thrilled--she made the first cut in the Houston Texans cheerleader tryouts. Being the only roseate spoonbill, she had not only her natural elegance, but the minority thing going for her . . .
Who Did That?
The boys learned early–if you pass gas in a crowd, turn to the one next to you and say (loudly) “Did you do that . . .?
