Dante’s Inferno
Most of the Texas Gulf Coast residents just called it a “job,” but the Green Peace, PETA, and Sierra Club had dubbed it Dante’s Inferno (Houston) . . .
Kale Bill
The Vegans and PETA got together to try to find a way to raise money for their causes and decided on a film. Rather than the boring Gore/Moore documentary style, they thought they could draw a larger audience with a comedy/thriller, and thus Kale Bill was born . . .
PETF
Taking a chapter from the PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) play book, the flowers were trying to launch PETF, People for the Ethical Treatment of Flowers, but in spite of numbers, they were having a difficult time getting any traction . . .
Biting the Hand
Gus, a PETA advocate, thought if he just fed the gator, it would see he was on the side of all animals, including gators. The gator’s response was more like that of a divorce lawyer, a politician, or a bad tempered pit bull.
No Stone Unturned
Trying to fix the problems caused by the disastrous rollout of the new healthcare website, the contractors–under the gun–left no stone unturned, and any and all help was appreciated, though they were expecting a little flack from PETA . . . . David, Sf.G.
Not Green Enough
McKenzie was troubled and disappointed; Green Peace wouldn’t hire her, nor would PETA. They said she wasn’t green enough. Her manager was trying to get her involved in a comeback gig for Miley Cyrus and Al Gore with his band the AlGoreRhythms, perhaps involving some wardrobe malfunction. It was undecided whether the malfunction should be Al’s or Miley’s . . . . . David, Sf.G.