Pandion haliaetus

  • Being an Apex Predator was cool; it looked good on the resume-- but it also meant he had to eat only fish or meat.  He looked longingly at the watermelons and sweet corn with butter.  But cool has its price . . .

Apex Predator

By |August 12th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Food|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Apex Predator
  • When both the CNN and the Fox News trucks rolled up at the same time, Eldon, who never discusses politics, knew it was time to leave . . .

Air Brakes

By |August 9th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , |Comments Off on Air Brakes
  • Once the Mueller Report had found  no Russian collusion for the 2016 election,  journalists and politicos who had bet their careers on collusion  were taking flight . . . 

Taking Flight

By |March 24th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Taking Flight
  • When his wife suggested they quit the Keto Diet and include chocolate, pizza and beer (the three essential food groups), Mikey's response was not ambiguous in any way . . .

Keto Diet Reaction

By |February 4th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Food|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Keto Diet Reaction