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Jim Bob (pictured) knew that he/they was one of the few, even in the deep south, that could show good cause why he/they should have two first names. With their unique outlook on life, he/they felt out of place no matter where he/they went. The big question came up at a family dinner when an aunt said he/they should say amen twice after grace was said. An uncle pointed out that they should be in politics, where it's vitally important to be always able to watch your back . . .
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Tests had confirmed the doctors' worries abut Alec suffering from multiple personality disorder. There was no longer any doubt . . .
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When Hilda, embarrassed, stuck her head in the water, her husband Gabe reminded her, "You're not an ostrich, and that's not sand . . ."
Didn’t Happen
Alvin was disappointed; his spiritual adviser told him if he buried his head in the sand during the eclipse and prayed, he would win the Powerball jackpot. Didn’t happen . . .
Underprivileged
Clementine felt bad for the poor ostriches, no wing to hide your head under–they had to go find a pile of sand when they were scared or embarrassed . . .
“What, Me Worry . . .?”
When leaving the first night of the presidential debates, Alfred was asked if he was worried about the presidential election. His reply: “What, me worry . . .?”