• Gilbert's home delivery start-up seafood business was working well but was much easier with a high tide, and sadly, high tide and the dinner rush didn't always coincide . . .

Home Delivery Seafood

By |October 15th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Economy, Fishing, Food|Tags: , |Comments Off on Home Delivery Seafood
  • Being an Apex Predator was cool; it looked good on the resume-- but it also meant he had to eat only fish or meat.  He looked longingly at the watermelons and sweet corn with butter.  But cool has its price . . .

Apex Predator

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  • When both the CNN and the Fox News trucks rolled up at the same time, Eldon, who never discusses politics, knew it was time to leave . . .

Air Brakes

By |August 9th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , |Comments Off on Air Brakes
  • Once the Mueller Report had found  no Russian collusion for the 2016 election,  journalists and politicos who had bet their careers on collusion  were taking flight . . . 

Taking Flight

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  • When his wife suggested they quit the Keto Diet and include chocolate, pizza and beer (the three essential food groups), Mikey's response was not ambiguous in any way . . .

Keto Diet Reaction

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I’m Outa Here!

When asked by friends at the local watering hole to debate the merits of the candidates, Ozzy’s reply was simply “I’m outa here . . .”

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