Just Like Tom Cruise
When Kelly told his buds he was looking for a mate, they all said, “You’re just a little guy, won’t the girls notice?”
“So’s Tom Cruise; he does all right with the girls, and he’s only got 2 legs,” replied Kelly . . .
Storage Issues
Kendra liked the orderly, symmetrical layout of her new home but was concerned about storage space and where to put the oriental carpet . . .
Networking
When Joey asked his girlfriend, “What are you doing?” her answer was simple–“Networking, dear . . .”
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Bob’s book on advanced knot tying said, “Without proper training, don’t try this at home,” but what could possibly go wrong . . .?
Cool/Uncool
As a kid, Jo’s spiky legs were cool, but as an adult, she found it very hard to keep the spikes from snagging the web she just built . . .