DNA Test
Albert was quite surprised–he had sent a DNA sample to Ancestry.com to find out who he was, and he was quite surprised to find he was 3% Cambodian, 11% Nigerian, and the rest Texican. No Musk Ox or Moose . . .
Vegan Diet Problems
Chloe’s vegan diet, no matter how hard she tried, was impossible; tadpoles, minnows, and crayfish hiding in the seaweed were down the hatch before she noticed . . .
Jimmy Choos
Jennifer saved forever to buy the Jimmy Choos. Then she read on CNN’s site the Company merged with Nike to make stiletto heel cross trainers; Fake News . . .?
Mating Season Update
Thinking a little “change-up” may help in mating season, Gwen decided to have her lips and ears pierced and corn rows for her snout. She hoped it wouldn’t be over the top . . .
Cold Shoulder
Beau hadn’t heard any campaign promises that helped a moose–or any ungulates for that matter–so when the pollsters and campaign people called, he gave them the cold shoulder . . .