McDonald’s

Breaking Ranks

Clarice knew doves were supposed to be vegan, but after eating two wasps and a dragonfly, she began wishing McDonald’s would offer the McRib sandwich again soon . . .

By |August 9th, 2017|Categories: Birds, Food, Health|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Breaking Ranks

Troubling Prospects

As election day drew near, the girls were in a quandary: They wanted to vote Green:, but the “Green” folks said cow flatulence was causing global warming, and they should turn themselves in to McDonald’s for the good of the planet . . .

By |November 3rd, 2016|Categories: domestic animals, Energy, Food, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Troubling Prospects

Discrimination/Stereotyping

Twyla was tired of discrimination and stereotyping–she was always expected to be a gentle vegan–she wanted a double meat Big Mac and Karate lessons . . .

By |July 13th, 2016|Categories: Birds, Food, Pop culture|Tags: , , , , , , |Comments Off on Discrimination/Stereotyping

Free Cowllege

The politician’s promise of free college sounded good until Bertha learned that she first had to do a stint at McDonald’s, likely as a menu item . . .

By |May 18th, 2016|Categories: domestic animals, Education|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Free Cowllege

Hansel & Grethel/GPS Blues

As the darkness loomed and the fog began to roll into the forest primeval, Hansel and Grethel began to wish they hadn’t relied on the bread crumbs to find their way home. First, their cell phone GPS was much more accurate, and second, with no McDonald’s in sight, the crumbs could have made a meal, even if not a nutritionally balanced one . . .

By |April 27th, 2015|Categories: Landscapes|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Hansel & Grethel/GPS Blues

Up, Up and Away

When the girls heard that McDonalds was again offering the McRib sandwich, suddenly eating snails, tadpoles, and minnows didn’t sound so good,  All that was heard from their neighbors was a hearty “Up, Up, and away to Mickey D’s” . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |August 20th, 2013|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Up, Up and Away