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Eric, having just watched his favorite movie, "Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes," looked at the night sky and realized the weather guy had it wrong--this was not the "Blood or Wolf Moon", but the vanguard scouting mission for the coming Attack Of The Killer Oranges . . .
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Astronomers at the University of Texas thought they had discovered new asteroids in low earth orbit, but they turned out to be three point shots thrown from mid-court and beyond by James Hardin, of the Houston Rockets . . .
