Slow Learner
Gino had been hopeful he could train his pet, BoBo, to fetch so he could be used in duck and goose season to retrieve downed birds. BoBo didn’t seem to grasp that retrieving meant more than getting the bird in his mouth . . .
If the Creek Don’t Rise
Monday night, Jesse told his wife, “I’m gonna check my alligator sets early tomorrow if the creek don’t rise.” But it did . . .
Free Camo Spanx
Dierdre had gotten an auto generated e-mail from Target offering a free pair of the new camo Spanx with the purchase of two regular pairs. She thought the camo pair might come in handy during hunting season, and the hot pink or lime green could lead hunters to believe that she was really Nicki Minaj out for a walk in the heavily armed, hunter-infested woods and be hesitant to possibly shoot an international pop star . . .