Bad Reception
Gabriella was worried her antennas weren’t working right–she could only get NPR and an oldies station–no Rush Limbaugh or Hannity. A vast Left Wing conspiracy . . .?
Better Reception
Justine’s son, an electronics and communications major at Texas A&M, told her if she wrapped her horns with aluminum foil, she could get Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, even Hannity. Sadly, he didn’t think she could get any Seinfeld or Jay Leno reruns . . .