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Howard told his wife he'd be gone a couple of hours playing poker and drinking beer with the boys, but he got caught in in one of the hurricane's outer bands, so his route home included the Carolinas, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas, so yes, he was a little late . . .
Not a Socialist
Jeanie, thinking she had been called not a social butterfly, but a Socialist Butterfly, was quick to say she was no Socialist–not even a Democrat–but a Libertarian . . .
Cleared for Takeoff
Henry had been cleared for takeoff, but the assigned runway proved that being “cleared for takeoff” and being “clear to takeoff” were sometimes different things . . .
A Little Protein
Jack (pictured) had been a vegetarian all his life; in fact, his entire family had been vegans. But with the advent of streaming television on his iPhone and ongoing Burger King and Pizza Hut ads, Jack was beginning to have an unyielding craving for a little animal protein. The Chili’s ad for Baby Back Ribs put him over the top, he was going to go for the all you can eat option
Not Resonating
Kenny was starting to understand his his mentor’s counsel regarding having a broader world view before making candidate’s statements;”Pupate to something better” just wasn’t resonating with anyone but his Butterfly Party followers . . .
A Little Protein
Jack (pictured) had been a vegetarian all his life; in fact, his entire family were vegan. But with the advent of streaming television on his iPhone and the ongoing Burger King and Pizza Hut ads, Jack was beginning to have an unending craving for a little animal protein. The Chili’s ad for Baby Back Ribs put him over the top–he was going to go for the all you can eat option. . .