Third Party Possibility
Riley had been vacillating; should he vote Red or Blue? His wife suggested he may be better suited going third party–Green . . .
Un-electable
Aloysius, a serious greenie, wanted to run for office on the Green Ticket. And though he didn’t use anything made of leather, ate only consenting vegetation, and didn’t own a car, he was still told, “Just not that many insects get elected . . .”
All Dressed Up
Genny was hoping for a chance at the debates in Cleveland, not just for Republicans, but for the Green Party too. Genny went prepared. Sadly, without Ralph Nader, the Green Party movement seems to have lost momentum . . .