Casual Friday
Rather than a tux for the senior prom, Gilford chose the “Casual Friday” look, saying that bow ties on long skinny necks just looked stupid . . .
Assistant Secretary Appointment
In spite of his girlfriend not wanting to move to DC, Tom hoped he would get the Assistant Secretary of Wading Bird Affairs spot. Surely, if needed, there would be other long legged birds in Washington . . .
Snake Eaters
Jacques had read about a group of hard core, special ops tough guys that called themselves “The Snake Eaters” and thought he’d try it–Not as easy as he had thought . . .
Puberty
Looking in the mirror was not rewarding for Ted, a kid in puberty–long, gangly legs; a skinny, funny-colored neck; and blotchy colored feathers–when would it be over . . .?
Do Not Try This at Home
The professional beauty supply store had told Eugene, “Do not try this dye at home; for professional use only.” Perhaps they had been right . . .
