Seasonal Changes
Homer thought that snow this early in September was a little strange, even here in Alaska–“Must be global warming,” he mused . . .
Quit Whining
Alonzo knew his world view might be somewhat limited, but he wished the Al Gore/Michael Moore and Hollywood/entertainment expert crowd crew would quit whining about global warming; two or three degrees warmer would feel pretty good right now. And hey, how about that massage to loosen up those cold-tightened muscles . . .
A Real Flare
Al Gore, George Clooney, and Madonna had hired a new photographer to help document claims that “Big Oil” (or, as they say in Texas, the “Awl Bidniss”) was contributing to global warming. They had to acknowledge he had a real flare for the work . . .
Global Warming
Trying to get into the swing of things in preparation for taking over his Uncle Phil’s job ( The weather forecasting ground hog from Pennsylvania) when the old guy retired, Bruce LaVerne, from upper Manhattan, NY NY, had gone to bed last fall for a good winter’s nap. Judging by the weather, either the President, Al Gore, Michael Moore and Madonna were right about global warming, or he had badly overslept . . .
On the Run
It seems the EPA had decided that elk, like their bovine cousins the cows, created significant amounts of high carbon gas in the digestive process. To stop global warming, it was necessary to fit these elk with a new catalytic converter, and the boys from Washington DC were here in Montana looking for the first recipients. Bruce (with antlers) figured these DC guys had to be a couple of chips short of a motherboard . . .
Some Assembly Required
After watching Nat Geo and other nature programs, Graham decided that he could help prevent global warming by building a windmill to provide the power for his home. When the equipment arrived, he recalled that the magazine said “Some assembly required . . .”