Glacier National Park

  • Irwin (not pictured) had been applying for a job at the park since high school--he told them he would even work part time--but never seemed to get hired, even though others did. For some reason, he was pretty sure they were stonewalling him . . .

Stonewalled

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  • Chucky was tired of being overlooked in Glacier Park, where the moose, bears, elk, deer, goats and sheep all got top billing for their image on T-shirts.  His lawyer proposed a Federal discrimination suit . . .

Discrimination

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  • When Higgins was asked by tourists whether he favored impeaching the president or not, his stand was consistent, "I'm neutral.  BTW, is that a troll over on the next hill . . . ?"     

Neutral

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  • Ralph was puzzled when a Silicon Valley visitor to Glacier Park asked him which browser he preferred.  Ralph answered, "Well, Duh, the same ones everyone uses--mouth, teeth, lips, tongue  . . ."

Which Browser?

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  • As the forest fire raged, the park rangers were pretty sure someone had not obeyed the no smoking signs . . .

No Smoking

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Just Over the Hill

When the Jones family (from Iowa) asked the Ranger where they might see bighorn sheep or mountain goats, he replied “Just over the hill.”  They figured “hill” must be a matter of context . . .

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