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Voter Fraud

The voting line was long, so Jeremiah, very hungry, ate one of the other voters, but first asked who he was voting for.  The polling place monitors said that did not let him vote twice . . .

By |December 28th, 2016|Categories: Exotic Animals, Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Voter Fraud

Enough Already

For months on end, Bubba’s girlfriend had talked non-stop about the campaigns of endless politicians–and she had firm opinions on all of them.  He thought with the election over, there might be a little peace and quiet, but no, now she moved into the  tabloid world of actors and actresses, musicians, who knows who they all were.  He just wanted some quiet . . .

By |November 17th, 2014|Categories: Exotic Animals, Politics, Pop culture|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Enough Already

Waiting for the Big One

Looking forward to retirement, Buddy and Marge had bought an ocean front lot in Arizona through an Internet Real Estate sales site.  The lot price had seemed quite reasonable for ocean front property, but when they went to see their new lot, they found it was just desert.  The salesman explained that if they had bothered to read the fine print, it had been sold as future ocean front, it wouldn’t  be ocean front until California had the “Big One” and fell into the Pacific.  That, he explained, might not happen until the next election when Arnold beat Jerry Brown . . .

By |December 30th, 2013|Categories: Uncategorized|Tags: , , , , , , , , , |Comments Off on Waiting for the Big One

Up In Smoke

Clearly, some were happy with the election results; others saw their dreams going up in smoke. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |November 7th, 2012|Categories: Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Up In Smoke