Egretta thula

  • During mating season, it always paid to look one's best . . . if only those pesky straps didn't keep slipping down her shoulder . . .

Straps

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  • Andrea thought that even though her feet were orange and red--not yellow like the other girls--she was a pretty girl.  The boys didn't seem to notice her feet . . .

Pretty Girl

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  • Candace was worried, the red where her beak met the head should be orange.  She made an appointment with the dermatologist and hoped it was just a rash; she worried about how this would affect her chances for a mate this season . . .

Rash?

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  • Susanna had never given the boys a stray thought.  But now that she was in her early 20's (in bird years), the warm spring breezes were blowing, those frilly tail feathers were starting to look good, and romance was beginning to sound pretty appealing  . . .

Looking for Romance

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High Water

When Hank heard there might be  high water, he replied, “The downside to high water is what . . . ?

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Inconceivable!

When Gilbert (The Fluffy One) heard on Oprah that the human females preened and got all spiffy looking to attract the males, all he could say was “Inconceivable . . .!”

By |February 19th, 2017|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Inconceivable!