Eastern Hognose Snake

Just a Taste

Michael was stupefied; he had  just taken a small taste of the NY NY tourist lady’s ice cream as he poked his head out of the shrubbery, and she threw her iced cream cone in the trash and ran screaming . . .

By |June 27th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Travel|Tags: , |Comments Off on Just a Taste

Budget Cuts

Sadly, the new tax overhaul bill  cut funding for Jim’s department, the Secretary of Reptile Affairs.  He had been perfect: cold blooded, able to change directions quickly and silently, and he had a forked tongue . . .

By |December 25th, 2017|Categories: Economy, Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Budget Cuts

Well, Maybe Just a Taste

Susanna, on a diet, said no to the goodies at the party until the chocolate truffles  came out, then relented, “Well, maybe just a taste . . .”

By |March 1st, 2017|Categories: Food, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Well, Maybe Just a Taste

Class Action

Calvin was filing a class action defamation of character lawsuit against politicians.  Politicians accusing each other of being snakes and speaking with a forked tongue was just too much . . .

By |October 12th, 2016|Categories: Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Class Action