drone

Secret Weapon

To help in their covert data gathering, a number of three letter agencies–CIA, FBI, NSA, and other–had developed a new mini-drone that looked like a damselfly with great success. They even ate lightning bugs for power rather than having to recharge batteries . . .

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Drone On

Clarence, hearing all the hoo hah about private drones and privacy issues, thought he saw a market. So he went on Amazon and bought a GoPro and then ran a Craig’s List ad to find customers.  He soon found out that Homeland Security, the FAA, DEA, CIA, the FCC, FBI and NSA were so busy downloading his streaming images that there was no band width left for his paying customers.  The Alphabet guys were all insisting they were not using Clarence’s  images for spying on Americans . . .

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