Hawkish
The Donald had made quite a transition–from moderately conservative Democrat to what was now considered a definitely right wing conservative, even quite hawkish . . .
Vlad the Impaler
The Donald made a quick weekend trip to check out a possible running mate, Vlad the Impaler, but he decided Vlad lacked a well-developed immigration policy and was not conservative enough in his military agenda . . .
Invitation Declined
Everyone agreed–The Donald looked like a no-compromise sort of guy, even relaxing in his pool–and Megyn from the Fox Network declined to join him in the pool . . .
Debate
As the top ten candidates for the Republican nomination lined up on the stage, they all looked pretty much alike (Indeed, they all claimed to be conservative). The only one missing was the Donald, who, it was reported, looked like a large, all-consuming spider and was bringing his web . . .
The Art of the Deal
After reading Trump’s book “The Art Of The Deal,” Ranjit understood that it’s not the deal you get, but the deal you think you get, that’s important to consumers. Thus started his “buy 6 carrots and 50 green beans and get a free eggplant” etc, making him the veggie king of the market in less than a week . . .
The Donald
The Donald, with his right leaning politics and hawkish outlook, had only one real challenge with his supporters and the media–his hair . . .