Candidate Stand-in?
Both of the presidential campaigns were hiring “look-a-like stand-ins” to confuse potential terrorists. Zoe thought her close resemblance to either one should get her the job . . .
Lying Low
After being called on the carpet for misquoting Donald Trump’s former girlfriend, the NY Times reporters decided to lay low for the time being . . .
The Winner, Mostly
Now that the other Republican contenders had dropped out, Donald could take a deep breath . . . and start a hostile takeover of Hillary . . .
Leaning Left
When a Trump supporter said Donald is leaning to the right, his buddy said not if you are seeing it from the audience . . .
Kicked Out
Eloise, while taking the sun in Florida, was mistaken for a protester at the nearby Trump rally. She hadn’t even known it WAS a Trump rally until the Secret Service ejected her . . .
What To Do?
The Attorney General was in a dilemma–Trump wanted Hillary investigated, Bernie Sanders wanted Trump investigated–what to do? Maybe she’d just bury her head in the sand and wait till it all went away.