Disney World

  • Andrea had been disappointed when her new husband said that, no, they did not have Disney World in Paris, where they would live after the wedding. Her disappointment quickly faded when she took her first walk around town and said to herself, "Yeah, it's not exactly Disney World, but maybe that's the good news . . ."

Not Exactly Disney World

By |March 28th, 2019|Categories: Travel, World Travel Sites|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Not Exactly Disney World

Pending Civil Rights Lawsuit

Quincy’s offer to guard the ponds at Disney World was rejected–they said he might scare the children–His lawyer said they would file a discrimination lawsuit . . .

By |August 18th, 2016|Categories: Lawyers, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Pending Civil Rights Lawsuit

Ground Hog Day

Being a ground hog wasn’t a bad job; you only had to work one day a year and sleep close to half a year in hibernation (or was that estivation?)  Luigi wondered why, after years–in fact, generations–of loyal service, they couldn’t send the ground hogs to Florida and Disney World for at least part of the winter.  No matter what kind of fancy mattress you have, you do get some cramps and kinks in your back after the first month or so of hibernation (or was that estivation?)  And who wouldn’t want to see Goofy? . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |October 7th, 2012|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Ground Hog Day