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When Betty heard that George Clooney was going to be on Dancing With The Stars, she hired a dancing coach to make sure she had the right moves, but the coach seemed somewhat stiff, not really getting in the groove or feeling the music . . .
Dancing With the Stars
Anton (pictured) was tired of working long hours at Popeye’s Chicken for chump change. His girl friend told him he had beautiful eyes and should try out for “Dancing With The Stars;” maybe the close up shots would capture his dreamy eyes and make him a star!
Elegance (Sometimes)
Though elegant in their “Dancing With The Stars” appearance, the girls’ true nature came out at the all you can eat seafood buffet . . .
Dancing With the Stars
When David got his acceptance letter for Dancing With The Stars, it hadn’t mentioned that the stars were from the Swamp People TV show . . .
Dancing With the Stars’ Pets
To regain some lost market share, Dancing With The Stars decided to try Dancing With The Stars’ Pets. David drew Lady Gaga’s pet alligator, FiFi, and found that teaching her to pirouette on her tail was more difficult than he had thought, though the catfish treats seemed to be helping . . .
A Kiss is Still A Kiss
True, it didn’t summon up memories of Bogart and Bergman with Sam playing “As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss)”, or Burton and Taylor in Cleopatra, or Westley and Buttercup in the final scene of The Princess Bride (rated the most passionate and purest kiss of all time), but, hey, they were snakes. They probably weren’t going to be chosen to be on “Dancing With The Stars”, either. . . . . David, Sf.G.