Ears Burning

By |November 15th, 2019|Categories: domestic animals|Tags: |Comments Off on Ears Burning

Feeling Safe

The girls didn’t understand, why should they join PETA, they were in India for goodness sake . . .?

By |October 14th, 2018|Categories: domestic animals, India|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Feeling Safe

Easy Peasy

When little Kendall asked his mother about life, she said, “it’s easy peasy: eat, drink, eliminate waste (this requires no conscious effort) and sleep; easy peasy.  She thought they would have the “Where’s the beef?” discussion later . . .

By |April 4th, 2018|Categories: domestic animals|Tags: , |Comments Off on Easy Peasy

Farm Humor

When the cows and pigs asked Farmer Jones to tell some political jokes one Friday evening, he said “Sorry, can’t, the manure spreader is broken . . .”

By |April 2nd, 2017|Categories: domestic animals, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Farm Humor

Brand Issues

Angie knew that cows had to be branded, but couldn’t they do something classy, like Dior, Jimmy Choo, or Chanel . . .

By |December 18th, 2016|Categories: domestic animals, Glamor|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Brand Issues

Troubling Prospects

As election day drew near, the girls were in a quandary: They wanted to vote Green:, but the “Green” folks said cow flatulence was causing global warming, and they should turn themselves in to McDonald’s for the good of the planet . . .

By |November 3rd, 2016|Categories: domestic animals, Energy, Food, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Troubling Prospects