DNA Test
Albert was quite surprised–he had sent a DNA sample to Ancestry.com to find out who he was, and he was quite surprised to find he was 3% Cambodian, 11% Nigerian, and the rest Texican. No Musk Ox or Moose . . .
Cow Jazzercise
Melinda just wasn’t having any success in motivating the cow Jazzercise class; she finally called them sluggish, fumbling oafs . . .
Glows in the Dark
The CIA Vet told Clara he didn’t need a Geiger counter to tell she had gotten too close to Iran’s nuclear testing facility during her inspection visit . . .
Mooooving Experience
When asked to describe her feelings about a recent political speech touting a meat-free vegan world, Kendra said it had been a “Mooooving” experience . . .
Just Like Mom
Bridget was told she would be just like Mom. Why, then, did she not have a blue tag on her ear like mom . . .