Leaning Right
Now that the election brouhaha was over, the majority of voters claimed they had been leaning right all along, but a few were still not ready to commit . . .
Vlad the Impaler
The Donald made a quick weekend trip to check out a possible running mate, Vlad the Impaler, but he decided Vlad lacked a well-developed immigration policy and was not conservative enough in his military agenda . . .
Debate
As the top ten candidates for the Republican nomination lined up on the stage, they all looked pretty much alike (Indeed, they all claimed to be conservative). The only one missing was the Donald, who, it was reported, looked like a large, all-consuming spider and was bringing his web . . .
Looking Over His Shoulder
Juan quickly discovered if you’re a conservative in a blue state, you better be looking over your shoulder . . .