Carolina Anole

  • Howard was getting a sore throat from all of the mate-attracting noise and displays; couldn't he just download a lizard dating app and get on with things . . .?

Dating App

By |October 17th, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Dating App
  • Hubert, a newby in his first time in state politics, heard he was being called "Green".  He didn't know if the stinking paparazzi thought he was just inexperienced or that he had bought into the "New Green Deal . . ."

Just Hanging On

By |September 4th, 2019|Categories: Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: |Comments Off on Just Hanging On
  • Clinton had always believe the best way to succeed in mating season was to look sharp--bathed and well-groomed--but the razor burn from shaving was pretty daunting . . .

Look Sharp

By |April 25th, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, Glamor, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Look Sharp

Not a Shape Shifter

Lizard’s Laws of Survival: “Change color, blend in.”  Gary could blend in green, like grass, but he wasn’t a shape shifter, and he was still on a branch . . .

By |October 4th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: |Comments Off on Not a Shape Shifter

Fast Tanner

When offered UVA and UVB sun block, Herbert said, “Never mind, I’m a fast tanner–let the melanin take care of it . . .

By |July 5th, 2018|Categories: Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Fast Tanner

Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

His friends thought competing in Nathan’s Annual  Hot Dog (Called Tubular Tenderloins by mystery meat gourmets) Eating Contest was stupid; Harry could never win.  But Harry had been working on a secret weapon . . .

By |April 10th, 2018|Categories: Food, Pop culture, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest