I’d Walk a Mile for a Camel
When Sufi saw the old advertisement for cigarettes that said “I’d walk a mile for a Camel,” she wondered how she could find that guy–she’d let him do one of her miles . . .
Hindsight
Haroon had heard that hindsight was 20/20, but he thought it might be overrated in some cases. . .
Doctor, My Eyes
Jeremy had seen it all at the “Petting Zoo”–first, they changed his name to “Bullwinkle,” then they fed him hay instead of letting him browse on willow and underwater plants, then talked about and discarded an idea to saddle him to give undisciplined kids rides, and now were thinking of having him play a camel. He found himself humming the old Jackson Brown song line, “Doctor, my eyes . . .”